Grizzabella's Website - A Cat's Tale

The Things I Believe on the Subject of Humans:

Humans have three primary functions: to feed us, to play with and give attention to us, and to clean the litter box.

It is important to maintain one's dignity when around humans so that they will not forget who is the master of the house. One way to keep your human healthy is through agility training.

You can do this by running ahead of your human, maintaining a distance of about one and a half of the human's paces, and suddenly stopping to clean yourself. If the human doesn't trip over or boot you (a very real hazard, especially from beginner humans), he is fit and able to avoid all sorts of danger in his world. A bonus from this exercise is that the sight of the human will be very amusing and you can share the experience with your friends on the back fence.

As a helpful and informative cat, I have decided to put forth here a number of tips and tricks for the new cat, or perhaps the cat who has been brainwashed by their humans to believe that cat behavior should be dictated by the human room mate.

And if your human ever even thinks about putting a hat on you and taking a photograph...never ever forget it.

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I hope you are enjoying spending some time with me.

I just love to talk about myself you know. There IS more to read if you would like. Please remember to sign my guestbook and if you would like to send me personal admiration, ask for beauty tips or ask for my paw in marriage, you may do so by e-mailing me. My secretary will forward it onto me.







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*Click here to see the "Adventures of Grizz, the Ninja Kitty"* Thousands of years ago, cats were worshipped as gods... Cats have never forgotten this. Greetings, You've found my newly designed website. Thank you for stopping by. Did you bring me anything? Catnip... Pounce treats.... a spot of sun to laze in? hmmff...well next time come prepared OK?!? Let me introduce myself, I am your hostess, Grizzabella, The Glamour Cat, (for obvious reasons.) Click here to take a peek at my cat beauty!
	The Things I Believe on the Subject of Humans: Humans have three primary functions: to feed us, to play with and give attention to us, and to clean the litter box. It is important to maintain one's dignity when around humans so that they will not forget who is the master of the house. One way to keep your human healthy is through agility training. You can do this by running ahead of your human, maintaining a distance of about one and a half of the human's paces, and suddenly stopping to clean yourself. If the human doesn't trip over or boot you (a very real hazard, especially from beginner humans), he is fit and able to avoid all sorts of danger in his world. A bonus from this exercise is that the sight of the human will be very amusing and you can share the experience with your friends on the back fence. Read more >> Should I be worried? There is a book on the shelf that a friend of my human gave him. I think as a joke. It is called Dancing With Cats and, frankly this worries me. I have seen him thumbing through it and letting out the occasional chuckle. He often plays music on our music machine, and I have been dreading the day he puts the two together. Read more >> My Dark Secret: This brings me to my other deep secret. One that I have managed to keep for all of the five years that I have lived with this human, Gary. A secret so deep that, even in the relative anonymity of the World Wide Web, Ack! Phfft! Thptpth! (sorry, a hairball,) I feel nervous in revealing this... Read more >> My Tips to New and Used Cats: As a helpful and informative cat, I have decided to put forth here a number of tips and tricks for the new cat, or perhaps the cat who has been brainwashed by their humans to believe that cat behavior should be dictated by the human room mate. And if your human ever even thinks about putting a hat on you and taking a photograph...never ever forget it. Read more >> Enjoying the photos? Click on any image on these pages to view a larger version in it's own little pop-up window I hope you are enjoying spending some time with me. I just love to talk about myself you know. There IS more to read if you would like. Please remember to sign my guestbook and if you would like to send me personal admiration, ask for beauty tips or ask for my paw in marriage, you may do so by e-mailing me. My secretary will forward it onto me.


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